In the tradition of David Letterman, here is a top ten list I came up with;
Top ten ways to know you've had too much to drink...
10. You 'love' everybody around you.
9. You ended the night with a few tacos..in Tijuana.
8. The last thing you hear before passing out is 'you get 1 phone call'.
7. Then next morning you need Google Maps to find your car.
6. You find a receipt from a tattoo shop in your pocket, but you have no new tattoos.
5. Your the biggest bad ass in the bar and want to prove it.
4. You went out wearing jeans and came home in sweatpants.
3. You post on Facebook that you're listening to Michael Bolton.
2. White Castle is the best food.....EVER!!!
And the number 1 way to tell you've had too much to drink....you voted for Obama.
